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Expresii amunzante românești stârnesc râsul englezilor!

Profitand de prezenta tot mai mare a romanilor in Marea Britanie, un website englezesc a adunat 24 dintre cele mai “amuzante” expresii romanesti, care, pentru ei, sunt aproape de neinteles.

Este vorba despre site-ul Matador Network, care a obtinut un adevarat succes cu acest articol. In doar 3 zile de la publicare, aceste expresii au adunat peste 111.000 de like-uri si share-uri pe Facebook, peste 570 de comentarii pe Twitter si peste 250 de comentarii pe pagina.

1. A Romanian is not “surprised”…his “face has fallen off” (I-a picat fata).

2. A Romanian didn’t just “do so much with so little” … he “made a whip out of shit” (Face din rahat bici).

3. A Romanian won’t “lose temper” … his “mustard will jump off” (Ii sare mustarul).

4. A Romanian hasn’t just “screwed up” … he “threw his boogers in the beans” (A dat cu mucii-n fasole).

5. A Romanian won’t “try to fool you” … he’ll “throw vapours at you” (Te abureste).

6. Nor will he “lie to you” … he’ll “sell you doughnuts” (Vinde gogosi).

7. A Romanian doesn’t “suddenly get it” … his “coin drops” (Ii pica fisa).

8. A Romanian is not “extremely tired” … he’s “cabbage.” His life is not “chaotic” … it’s “cabbage.” And his room is not “a complete mess” … it’s also “cabbage” (Varza).

9. A Romanian doesn’t simply deem an effort “useless” … he says it’s “a rub on a wooden leg” (Frectie la picior de lemn).

10. You don’t “drive a Romanian nuts” … you “take him out of his watermelons” (Il scoti din pepeni).

11. A Romanian will not have “the impostor syndrome” … he will “feel with the fly on his cap” (Se simte cu musca pe caciula).

12. In Romania, things are not “far away” … they’re “at the devil’s mother” (La mama naibii).

13. A Romanian is not “crazy” … he’s “gone on a raft” (Dus cu pluta).

14. A Romanian won’t tell you to stop “wasting time” … he’ll tell you to stop “rubbing the mint” (Freaca menta).

15. A Romanian won’t say that something is “cool” … he’ll say it’s “concrete” (Beton).

16. A Romanian is not “nervous” … he “has a carrot (in his ass)” (Are un morcov in fund).

17. A Romanian doesn’t just “keep quiet” … he “keeps quiet like the pig in a corn field” (Tace ca porcu-n papusoi).

18. As a Romanian you don’t “fool yourself” … you “get drunk with cold water” (Te imbeti cu apa rece).

19. A Romanian is not “stupid” … he’s “a Venice bush” (Tufa de Venetia).

20. A Romanian won’t “call it quits” … he’ll “stick his feet in” (Isi baga picioarele).

21. A Romanian hasn’t been “scammed” … he “took a spike” (A luat teapa).

22. A Romanian is not “a drunkard” … he’s “a blotting paper” (Sugativa).

23. A Romanian will not look at you “confused” … he will “stare like the crow at the bone” (Ca cioara la ciolan).

24. A Romanian doesn’t have “unusual ideas” … he has “a curly mind” (Minte creata)

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